I think all expatriates have cravings for their favorite foods from home. What's weird is when you crave the foods you never liked. For me it was marshmallows. Can't stand them. Even as a child I thought they were too sweet and fakey tasting. Didn't like them in my hot chocolate,fruit salads, or jello. Then at about age nine I joined the BROWNIES and at a campfire meet tasted my first s'mores. Ahhhhhh!, so that's why marshmallows exist in the universe! For my Norwegian readers here is the recipe for s'mores. You will need a bag of large marshmallows, a box of graham crackers and some Hershey's chocolate bars.And a campfire. First you break the graham cracker in half and place a piece of the chocolate bar on top of one half of the cracker.Then you roast some marshmallows over that campfire you were wondering about. When a marshmallow is roasted you put it on top of the chocolate bar and then smoosh the second half of the graham cracker on top. Wait a few seconds while the heat of the marshmallow begins to melt the chocolate. Then take a bite. You won't be able to stop yourself and will gobble the whole thing up. When it's all gone you will turn to the person sitting next to you around the campfire and proclaim "I want SOME MORE!" The two words-some more- became shortened to s'mores. It is common BROWNIE and GIRLSCOUT folklore.
So when I saw marshmallows at the grocery store (a here today gone tomorrow thing in Kristiansund) I grabbed a couple of bags, picked up some chocolate bars, and went in search of graham crackers. Game over. No graham crackers thus no s'mores. I fumed,I whined, and I wandered aimlessly around the store with my bags of now useless to me marshmallows. This is where it gets weird. I started craving something marshmallowey. I actually was starving for that too sweet fakey flavor. I looked at the back of the marshmallow bag wondering if there were some interesting Scandinavian marshmallow recipes. That's when I laughed.
Marshmallows in a green salad??? Not for me. Norwegians are very healthy eaters so maybe they tell their children "sure you can have some marshmallows but you have to eat them in a salad".
Then I remembered Rice Krispies Treats. I never liked them before but now I just had to make some. Of course there were no rice crispies but I did find some puffed rice cereal and thought I could make a substitute. I hurried home with my marshmallows and puffed rice and got to cooking. I read on David Leibovitz' blog that his Parisian friends just loved it when he made them. I made a huge pan so I could treat all my norwegian friends. Then I tasted them. And I found out puffed rice is no substitute for Rice Krispies. I had just made a gargantuan block of marshmallow yuck. No matter how long you chewed the puffed rice disaster it just kept getting bigger and chewier and yuckier in your mouth. Steve gallantly tried to eat a few bars of the stuff but his jaws got tired. I'm so glad there were no Norwegians at the house to try them. But I still have two more bags of marshmallows in the back of my pantry. Maybe I'll get lucky and find some Nabisco Graham Crackers and Rice Krispies when I travel to Oslo for school........cause I can't get this craving out of my mind!